I look for no sympathy just simply telling a story of life.

First, i slip off the road and hit a pole, F's up my drivers side door completely, doesn't open from the outside. Then my car gets broken into and everything is stolen including a $100 bluetooth headset. Then i loose my cell phone and wallet. Then my girlfriend locks us out of my car. Then i leave the lights on and my battery runs out, and at the same time we end up late out of a movie and our coats are locked in the coat check, and my coat has my keys, so were locked out. Then my car keys fall down a fackin drain and are lost forever while at the same time my dome light gives out and my buddy jumps on top of my car and puts a dent in the roof. And to top it all off theres the whole getting cancer thing for two years!

Life can suck me off, Because i suck at it!

Sincerely robert,
hung over a hell

Oh and P.S. Happy St. Patrics Day, i wish you all a fun night and a speedy hangover recovery!